(1) The singular boring question: what is your name? genevieve
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? i don't know
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? no!
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? .........i wouldn't
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? they call me guineviere like from Camelot.......although thats a totally different name
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? probably not.
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? yes
(8) Do you think God has a gender? no
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? no
10) Do you believe in organized religion? yes
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? i'm not sure
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? no
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? i am THE easily amused person
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? ali and her randomness like today
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? of course
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? not really
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? i have developed this tendency to smile or laugh out of nowhere and when people look at me and go, what? i'm like....nevermind......
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? what if there was no tomorrow but there was the day after?
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? yes
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? hansen.....britney.....etc
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? dances would be more fun if i liked rap and all that
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? whatever was on the radio when the alarm went off
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? come away with me
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? come away with me
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Almost Famous
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? NO..........there are good sequels
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? han solo
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? good ones!!! like amelie!
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? comedies where the main jokes involve poop (except of course for American Wedding because that goes with the works of comic genius American Pies 1 and 2)
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? healthiness except if i really like the tasty food
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? i only like parmesan, provolone, and mozzarella
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality?i don' t like cheese but i tolerate it when it is a mild ingredient in other good food, ie. pizza or pasta
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? i don't know. probably.
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? not that it is a dead animal but that it is part of an economic order that is oppressive and unsafe and generally embodies all of the worst aspects of capitalism
(36) Mac or PC? MAC
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? i don't
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? i hate AIM
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? i avoid AIM usually
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? nope.
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? yes
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? i don't know.....they are more direct with each other...there is so much to like about them
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? they are sometimes dumb as rocks
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? how can they not think of some things?
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? ie. brad pitt
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? i don' t really particularly care
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? nope
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? i don't know. i like kate hudson though
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? no. usually i remember why but not their name
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? i'm not that obsessed with any one celeprbity
(51) Do you want to be them? No.
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? not usually
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? no.
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? Yes.
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? i don't know what it is
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? ;-D
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? no but i know all of the zip code for interlochen
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? Yes!
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? no but i want to cry
(60) What do you think of pi? if it didn't have to do with math i would like it
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? no
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? eeeeeeegh i would probably make a big mess of things......in fact i know i would
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? yes~!!!!!!
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? yeah
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? no
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? don't do it!
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? yes
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? some of them
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? i don' tknow
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? nope.
(71) What is your favorite possession? my camera
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? a titanium g4 iBook and an iPod. that is it. nothing else in the world.
(73) How badly do you want it? bad!
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? no.
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? not that long
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? not if its july 25
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? 26. actually its already scary to me
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? tooth fairy
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? hippie
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? thanksgiving maybe
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? make-out day is in august!!!!!!!!!
(82) How good is your short-term memory? great.
(83) How good is your long-term memory? better.
(84) What is your earliest memory? going to the bahamas for christmas when i was really little
(85) What is your happiest memory (other than receiving this survey)? interlochen
(86) What is your strangest memory? interlochen
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? i wish i could play guitar
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? i rarely cry at movies
(89) What book makes/made you cry? i've never cried at a book
(90) What song makes/made you cry? ali's song at the bonfire.....les preludes, the theme.....pini di roma
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? interlochen
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? no.
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? no
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? fandango.........fan-dang-o..........powered by fandango
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? Probably.
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? no
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? yes
(98) What question do you wish it had asked?i don' tknow
(99) How would you have answered it? i don' tknow
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? today.
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? jo you should do this because i said so. and i do have a life.