Andrea (flauta_prima85) wrote in italian_family,

k this one is better


Once upon a time there has a young MUSICIAN named TIM. He was SINFULLY STALKING in the HILARIOUS forest when he met EVIL PETE, a run-away DRUG DEALER from the CREEPY Queen PATTI.

TIM could see that EVIL PETE was hungry so he reached into his NALGENE BOTTLE and give him his ANNOYING YELLOW JELLO. EVIL PETE was thankful for TIM's YELLOW JELLO, so he told TIM a very SHITTY story about Queen PATTI's daughter ANDREA. How her mother, the CREEPY Queen PATTI, kept her locked away in a STONE CAFETERIA protected by a gigantic CHIPMUNK, because ANDREA was so ECCENTRIC.

TIM CACKLED. He vowed to EVIL PETE the DRUG DEALER that he would save the ECCENTRIC ANDREA. He would MASTURBATE the CHIPMUNK, and take ANDREA far away from her eveil mother, the CREEPY Queen PATTI, and MARRY her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a WEIRD SUNSET and EVIL PETE the DRUG DEALER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic CHIPMUNK from his story. CREEPY Queen PATTI RAN out from behind a BADGE and struck TIM dead. In the far off STONE CAFETERIA you could hear a PIANO MUSIC.


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